NASA missing Stuff

One of my favorite things about Conspiracy X was the cell creation rules. Particualrly the fact that the players got so much cool stuff by basically robbing the government.

So, when reading this recent article all I could do was sit there and wonder why a cell investigating alien invasions would need some of that stuff.

I think I have a reason for everything.

• A transponder-ranging bilateration device used for ground-based tracking worth $320,000: Too easy, what adventurer wouldn't want one of these
  
• A cryogenic cooler listed at $200,000: Need to keep those alien eggs cold
  
• A didrometer costing $20,000 used to measure the velocity of water: I've seen X-Files, water can be dangerous!
  
• A $300,000 incubator: For when you want to hatch the alien eggs
  
• A golf cart: You expect me to travel around my super-secret base on foot?
  
• A hydraulic toilet seat: One of the alien babies (See above) escaped into the sewers
  
• Grass trimmers: Alien weeds are infesting us!
  
• Lawn mowers: Ditto
  
• Chain saws: Demon control, it worked for Ash
  
• A vacuum cleaner: Vacuum up all the spontaneous combustion victims
  
• An exercise machine: Need to increase your strength score (they are adventurers after all)
  
• And a jukebox: Elvis is in the building!
  
  Jere