On the twelfth day of Christmas,
jeregenest sent to me...

Twelve classics drumming
Eleven bookstores piping
Ten books a-leaping
Nine nobilis dancing
Eight yeats a-milking
Seven sandbaggers a-swimming
Six fairies a-gaming
Five ti-i-i-im powers
Four weird tales
Three fairy tales
Two saul williams
...and an espionage in a secret history.